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What Do Porn Addict Guys Bring to the Bedroom?

Everyone Is a Sex Addict

We’ve all heard the term “sex addicts” thrown around a lot. Tiger Woods claimed to be a sex addict when he was, shall we say, putting off the green.  All sorts of people use this phrase because it removes them from responsibility, in the way that we might pity and encourage someone addicted to smoking that they can just quit, with enough support.

I personally think you can’t ever have enough sex, and that considering that the instinct to hump each other blind is basically hardwired into us, it doesn’t really fall under the category of addiction.

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Real pro job!

Professional or timid cock sucking;

 

like smoking, is it an oral fixation?

 

 

 

 

Men Find One Weird Trick To Increase Their Addiction Size!

Something a lot less normal and natural than sex is porn. Of course, I like a good skin flick now and then, and sometimes it’s better to get off alone than to get on some rando. But in large quantities, porn can addict and mess up some seemingly normal guys and some well-meaning gals, especially at the younger and younger ages kids start seeing it.

I mean think about it; you’re growing up and just blushing thinking about what it’s like to kiss a boy, and you dig around online without parental supervision, because parents can’t even figure out everywhere you’re going to look anymore. Now your first idea of how sex works is some girl getting rammed from behind and choking on another guy simultaneously. You haven’t even had a scoop of vanilla and now you’re watching the rocky road.

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Two heads better than one?

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This is normal, right?

 

 “…what does porn do to male minds, both young and old?”

 

 

 

 

 

Every parent hopes that when they give “the talk” it doesn’t involve the birds gangbanging the bees.

But what I’m here to talk about is porn addict guys. Those men who have one arm curiously larger than the other and love clichés like the schoolgirl, the nurse and the secretary.  Just what does porn do to male minds, both young and old?

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Sex with hot chicks is a problem?

 

 “…They grew up afraid of being caught…”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unpredictable Delivery Time

For half of the guys who watch too much porn and jerk off way too much, they bust entirely too quickly. They grew up afraid of being caught, and all that practice winning this race predisposed them to record speeds. I don’t think I need to tell you girls the disappointment of a guy finishing 30 seconds after things are getting hot, and the frustration of having to be nice and say “it’s not that big a deal,” when it really kind of is. I mean, I’m fine with being polite, I just think it’s also polite to hold it in for a minute while everyone gets situated, you know?

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For the second half of these guys, well they just seem to last forever. I mean, seriously, now we have to worry about post-mature ejaculation? He can’t get off because he isn’t constantly changing the channel to another girl, and he probably jacked off five times before our date. Now the poor guy is just so desperate to bring this thing to a close and is dripping sweat on you from all the effort…not exactly a turn on. I’ve even seen some guys try to fake it in this situation, but really, who’s gonna fall for that?

 

Spitting & Hitting

We all want to live out our fantasies—I know that I sometimes wish I could be served a rich cabernet by a handsome servant while a buff man with a snake tongue goes down on me, and a third rubs my neck in that area with the huge knot. But you can’t always get what you want.

Most mainstream porn, not even hardcore stuff, is all about the fantasy of disrespecting women. If you get off on disrespect, whether you’re the sub or the dom, hey, more (or less) power to you. But not every girl is a bottom.

Porn trains men to think that it’s right to put women “in their place.” This means that on your first time together, a man might attempt to spit in your mouth without any prior discussion. It’s like, hey, I can get the spittoon out from the hall closet if you need it. Seriously, no worries, fella, I’m an accommodating lover.

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Good ole fashioned spanking. Make sure it’s mutual.

 Also, while a nice vanilla spanking is part of everyone’s standard toolbox, these guys might slap your face hard, like you don’t need to be presentable for work tomorrow morning or anything. I wouldn’t have gotten all dolled up if I knew he was just gonna smack the foundation right off.

And wow, the slut-shaming. You don’t have to be an ultra-feminist for this logic to bewilder you:

“Yeah that’s right, you like that, don’t you, you dirty whore!”

“So…I mean I do, but am I supposed to feel bad that I agreed to sleep with you? ‘Cause I kind of do, now.”

They Think They’re Sex Gods

The women in porn are paid to happily do whatever the men tell her to do. This is a fantasy, and is acting, and to a certain extent is downright commendable customer service.

Apparently, guys who love porn have a bit of difficulty understanding that. They think they know what you want, and probably even think they’re being amazing lovers.

This is why they find it so surprising that most girls don’t especially like getting jizz in their face, nor do they find it all that tasty or nutritious. And we don’t always like being told to swallow, even those of us that are nice enough to do that. I’ll do whatever I want with your donation, thank you very much, good sir.

There are even some guys out there who don’t realize that many women don’t wear 6 inch stripper heels and leave them on for sex. I’m not sure why porn-stars leave them on so often—I guess the floors are just really dirty on those sets.

Addicts Going Terminal

The really disturbing thing is, outside of solo and some lesbian scenes, this is the lightest stuff. Normalized, moderate, mainstream. There aren’t any leather daddies, harnesses, wax torture, or golden showers.

Like any addiction, it’s only going to get stronger, and he’s only gonna get into weirder and weirder stuff, and needing more and more different women and situations to get him going.

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Next thing you know he’ll be filming you and your friend!

 

 

 

 

How’s a hot chick supposed to compete with a dozen hot chicks, to be flipped between on different tabs in his browser? Women think it’s their fault they can’t hold a man’s attention, when really he’s been training himself his whole life to get bored with sex! I feel bad for these guys—this is the one thing they live for, and now it’s not even enjoyable to them. If only they could find something lasting to build their life around, like wine.

Gents and ladies out there, I’m not telling you to give up porn entirely. Please just remember, while masturbation is a fun pastime for anyone, including yours truly, the one thing that is at its core is self-gratification.   And you don’t bring that into the bedroom—even the porn-stars are doing it for someone other than themselves.

In vino veritas, bitches…

– The Wine Slut

One response to “What Do Porn Addict Guys Bring to the Bedroom?”

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